Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Mind Creepers!!

Some strange thoughts!!

1. Why do we call it perCENT? Can't we call it perPAISE in India?
2. When nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do they stick TEFLON to PAN?
3. Why do they use RED flower to symbolify LOVE. Is that to say, LOVE is deadly dangerous?
4. Why do they call it a MONITOR, though it is we who MONITOR it?
5. Why do we call it a BUILDING, though it is already built?
6. Is NEARLY a short form of Not EARLY?
7. Why do we call it APARTments, though they are built TOGETHER?
8. Why do we call it MOBILE, though it is we who walk with it everywhere to make the device MOBILE?
9. 'Opposite poles attract each other'. Is that why HARDware and SOFTware go together always?
10. If TRAIN station has TRAINS, what does a FIRE station have?
11. Two-thrid of the globe is covered with water!! Then why do we face "WATER SCARCITY"?
12. Though mountains are NEAR to sun, why are mountains COOLER?

Friday, February 23, 2007

Gaadiyonka aadhar!! First day at G!

G stands for Gym. It was 6:30 AM when I woke up and had to hurry up to go to gym (Fitness One) as the place was nearly 3 KMS from my place. Thanks to Narayanan for giving me his bicycle. Vow! what a good cycle ride. Could control to recollect my school days where I ride cycle very fast to ensure I reach school just a minute before they close the gate. After a bit of struggle I found the place and I reached the door of Fitness One, the security stopped me. "What?" in a irritating voice. I said "I want to go to GYM, where am I to park my vehicle? (cycle)". Looking me so strange (why not, everyone who were to that GYM had been coming by either bike or car), he showed me a place to park. To the greatest of surprise, I had to park the cycle beside where the security had parked his vehicle. Yes, only myself and the security were the cycle users there. I went inside and since my company sponsors for its employees to use the GYM, it was an easy registration process and I was introduced to a trainer. He offered an hand with a boring smile which I had to acknowledge (Tough one you know). He asked me to get ready for the exercises. I went to the "Guys, get in please" room and dropped in my bag and came out. The trainer asked me surprised "WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES?". Oh man, I was shocked to hear that. How could I have forgot to wear shoes to GYM and that too for a place like Fitness One? I said, I will bring it from next day and I took up very few light exercises for nearly an hour and came back home at 8:30 with the presitigious cycle.

Moral of today's GYM:
1. Never ever expect respect when you are in Cycle
2. Please wear shoes before getting into Fitness One
3. Look at girls, never to let the trainer know that you are looking at a girl ;) (Lucky enough he was also watching her)

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Shutdown day!!

Recently I came across an email which had the subject reading "Shutdown Day". Here is the link what the mail points to http://www.shutdownday.org . After reading through the link, I really wonder about people who brought this concept of "Shutdown Day". I'm a proud owner of a computer from December 2003 and I have never felt that I could stay away from my computer even for a quantum period. Probably shutting down your computer for one day might be possible (should not be a big deal for many). But just wondering what happens if we go for something like "Shutdown Month". Can a person (too much into the webworld/software world) stay away from computer for a whole month? Would'nt (s)he feel as if (s)he has lost something? Would'nt (s)he feel that (s)he had lost his longtime electronic friend? Would'nt (s)he feel that (s)he is not electronic for nearly one month?

Just wondering how computers had been a part of my life each and every minute. How much have these electronic gadgets have been part of our life!!

Minnalae - The creative stage show

I woke up today morning at around 8 AM and still to get away from the bed place, I wanted to hear some songs. Played a huge playlist in Winamp. The song was from the movie Minnalae (Music: Harris Jayaraj), the theme music. It just brought me good memories of the past where six dancers went onto stage to make a "Creative" Stage show!!

That was my final year at PEC (2003) and PECOFES (College day) was about to happen in another few days time. All through the college life, I had been hardly on stage and it was high time for me with my friends to give a stage performance. So there was a discussion going amoung our friends as to who has to get onto stage to perform. Six (professional) dancers decided that they had to host a dance show to prove that Computer Science Department is in no-way lesser than any other departments. (Un)Fortunately I was one amoung them. So we decided our positions. Our frontline dancer was none other than the legend Swaminathan (Call him Sam, he nearly has 3 years of experience in dancing, all offstage performance with people who have hardly dreamt of dancing). The next row was the brilliant me (Call me Visu, budding performer, obviously not in dancing) and Prebakar (Call him Prabha, the only guy who knows a bit of dancing). The last row was filled in by our CR Suresh (Call him Suri, hardly ever thought what dancing is or neither what bending his knees and hands is. He must have been an army guy) and the none other than our Magesh who calls himself Maddy (Read it Mannagatty. He had such great skills which could'nt even make dancing atleast an exercise). And last but never the least, the only guy with some stage performance experience Mr. (Thennal) Karthik. He has good skills, he does mimcry very well. But unfortunately he was not allowed to perform mimicry, he had to dance). Oops forgot about our moral support master, Mr. Saikiran, the perusu, who has an extremely good sense of humour. He is good at making mischieves and making other get caught for it and he remains as if he had never heard of that incident. I wonder if he was the one who initiated the thought but never had been a performer with us.

After deciding on the team, we all decided to go for a fusion song starting with a slow melody and ending with a fast rock song. Songs chosen, a initial few seconds from the song Janani Janani (Old song and we chose this for actually no reasons) followed by a clipping from Ilayaraja's “How to name it”. Next was from the song who has been a “Hero” for this blog entry, the theme music from the movie “Minnalae” and next was a clipping from an old song “Kannaikatti Kollathae” from "Iruvar" followed by a song from the movie “One Two Three”. Finally a rock song to complete the show. Until the song Minnalae all five of us (Sam, Visu, Prabha, Suri, Magesh) will dance and then for the M.G.R. song thennal will dance. And for the 1, 2, 3 song Sam and Prabha and finally the whole of the CSE department on stage for the rock song.

The “panchathanthiram” team planned for the steps themselves until the song as if they were the legendary choreographers. Finally it came out to nothing. All utter flop steps. All we knew was that we had to be “creative”, but how? So we had none other option to go to our only well-known college dancer Mr. Giddy (senior, CSE). He taught us few steps for the songs we chose. When he dances it looked like a dance, and when we did the same it bloody, it does'nt even look like an exercise, it was more of an drunkard dance. We learnt his steps and we thought of practising to make the “Drunkard dance”, a “Dance”. We practised so many times in my house, Suresh's house and college. All the practise days our teacher had been none other than Sai Kiran.The day of prelims came. All five of us thought of getting on stage. But for the benefit of our stage performance, only our front line dancer went onto stage to dance and luckily, we got through and we were allowed to make the stage performance. Lucky guys, we were sponsored “Water-Melon” by our class girls (Poor girls, so many expectations). Atleast we were happy that we made girls look at us. What else would a person have expected during his College life? We do anything to make a girl look at us during our college life. Would our dance worth their sponsor?

We frequently kept practising making few changes to the dance steps what Giddy had taught us. After those changes to steps we managed to make our dance atleast as an exercise. After many days of practice, the day had come where the stage debutants had to show their skills and prove their valour. We heard the voice of the comperer reading our team name “Pectium” to walk on to the stage to perform the dance. We went on stage and the ligts were put off except for the faint blue light. A laugh amoungst we dancers thinking about the audience (It was all their fate, who could help them. We never forced them to see our dance, a safe set of words to boost our confidence). Exactly 3 minutes went and all we 5 dancers had to come offstage. Believe me, we danced (that is how we thought). Now Thennal had taken his position on stage and he made a great show (Thank God, the only saviour). Now the dance from Sam and Prabha. What a synchronization? But the problem was the synchronization was not with the music, that was with the waving audience. All our other classmates joined on stage to dance for a music that comes in the song (Aaha, aaha). All I could remember is the dance from Chidambaran, Sekar, Moudood and PP. Wow, their steps were totally out of what was expected. Atlast for the rock song, the whole CSE department went onstage to dance for the rock song. Everyone doing their dance (infact this was better than the dance by our Panchathanthiram team). And the song finally ended up with our hero Sam sending in a flying kiss to the audience (Oops, what a hero he was!!)

Giddy, who taught us our steps should have definitely felt bad that none of the steps had suggested was there on stage and our so called minor modifications changed the whole dance. Mr. Sam has asked audience comments and one of our Juniors said that the dance was “Creative”. So the target accomplished. But somehow we become “Stage dancers”.

All these just ran through my mind within just few seconds and all I could do now is to smile and take my tovel as the water I wanted to heat was already bubbling. Just waking up and cleaning everything I had to reach my office desk, carrying only the memories.

Vow!! how good those days were!! We, the dancers. How does it hear? Atleast we had water-melons.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Withering thoughts!!

It has been a while I had thought of entering the bloggers world. This blog is almost alive for nearly 200 days, but without any blog entry. What attributes to this is my so called "Withering thoughts". Everytime I login, I used to think of some topic to blog in. Fortunately/Unfortunately nothing strikes. I would logout thinking that I would login later with some ideas which I receive when I'm at leisure. So many bloggable thoughts arise when I'm offline. But the moment I login, all thoughts I had offline gets withered like the dry leaves from a tree. The same is the case now!! But this time I did not want to miss it. I started hitting my counter scribbling about my "Withering thoughts".